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A “Smile” for Form, a Grimace for Function

A review of this year’s Halloween-release hit horror film “Smile.” Boy Howdy, I can’t tell what scared me more — the tensely crafted…

Nov 16, 2022

A thin white woman with brown hair in a bun, wearing a white blouse, staring directly ahead at the camera, with a mildly tearful, horrified expression. The lighting mostly illuminates her left side, casting a dramatic shadow on a red phone that’s mounted on the green wall behind her.

Nov 16, 2022

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“Lactown” Delivers a Meaningless Look at Meaninglessness

A review of the experimental comedy short film Lactown. Are you a fan of descending into Lovecraftian madness over how mind-numbingly dense…

Oct 2, 2022

“Lactown” Delivers a Meaningless Look at Meaninglessness

Oct 2, 2022

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The Separation of Art and State

A review of the new South Korean Detective drama The Policeman’s Lineage. Read on to find out why it made me ruminate on freshly polished…

Oct 2, 2022

At a canted camera angle, a short, slightly pudgy east-asian man in a black suit looks into the middle-distance, walking intently next to a taller, younger east-asian man in a similarly colored suit with a slightly confused look on his face. The light is cool and blue/green. A grid of gray brick lines the floor under them, and shadows cast on it from other buildings nearby.

Oct 2, 2022

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“Ember’s Edge” Can’t Find Its Bearings On The Filmic Trail

A review of the 2022 film-festival-circuit-contending thriller Ember’s Edge. Will I keep going with these horrible hiking-path puns? Read…

Oct 2, 2022

A young, mixed-race woman with orange-dyed hair and thick eyebrows, in close-up, with her hands beside her mouth as if about to call for someone. She wears an anxious expression. Eerie forest looms behind her, out of focus

Oct 2, 2022

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A Love-Affair With Sincerity, Uncertainty, and The Utterly Bonkers

A review of 2022’s surprise-smash-hit; the sci-fi/indie genre-salad, Everything Everywhere All At Once

Oct 2, 2022

A dull, florescent-lit office cubicle. Several stacks of papers and sticky notes tower on a desk in front of three seated people: from left-to-right, 1.) a concerned-looking, middle-aged east-asian man, peering over at 2.) a grimacing, middle-aged east asian woman next to him, with 3.) a bored, elderly east-asian man glancing down at the first man.

Oct 2, 2022

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The Wings of “The Batman” Waft-in Fresh & Stale Air Alike

A review of Warner Brothers’ latest reboot of everyone’s favorite sad rich-boy: The Batman. The verdict is… complicated.

Oct 2, 2022

A sleek-featured, young, white man wearing a rubber and metal Batman suit, looking dourly off outside the right of the frame. Behind him is a dirty wall and a window plastered over with newspaper covered in red graffiti letters. He is lit from below with a soft red/orange light.

Oct 2, 2022

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The Cinematic Jazz of “Cyrano”

A review of director Joe Wright’s pleasing but unbalanced return to period-romance-drama (why yes, I was in fact waiting for years for him…

Oct 2, 2022

In the foreground, a bearded little person with curly brown hair, peering off into the distance with a smile. Cobblestone stairs and wall — as well as a tall woman in a black dress — are blurry in the background.

Oct 2, 2022

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“Tenet” Deals in Jarring Shifts and Anti-Climax, Yet Buttressed by Charisma

Tenet is a singularly frustrating artifact, brimming with thematic and executional potential that bizarrely never comes to fruition; not…

Jan 30, 2021

A blurred white man (left) & concerned bearded Black man (right) on either side of bullet mark ridden glass. Both wear suits.

Jan 30, 2021

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One Giant Tree of Talking Sticks: “Avatar: The Last Airbender” as Anarchist Stepping Stone

Recently rewatching the beloved Nickelodeon animated series Avatar: The Last Airbender (abbreviated as ATLA) gave me more than a few…

Aug 24, 2020

An “A” made of fire, water, & 2 figures touching fists. Circled by rock & air gusts. All surrounded by 10 characters’ heads.

Aug 24, 2020

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Of Uncertain Personage: “Venom” and “Upgrade” Through The Obsessive Compulsive Lens

TRIGGER WARNING: OCD, SUICIDE

Jun 24, 2020

“Venom”’s face (top left), a pill bottle (top right), a sweating hand (bottom left), and “STEM” atop flesh (bottom right).

Jun 24, 2020

Noah Stephenson

Noah Stephenson

Hi! I’m a freelance critic, part-time filmmaker, and full time nervous person currently living in Texas.

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